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[ratherbelocky]

"York here. I'm probably busy getting my ass handed to me by adorable woodland creatures, but I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Over and out."

Comments

[Audio]

[sneezelikeakitten]

Nah. I was going for a Smeargle. I don't need another one like Vulcan.

[Audio]

[ratherbelocky]

Who's Vulcan?

[Audio]

[sneezelikeakitten]

[The camera is going to be panned around and there's a Metagross. Trying to play chess with a Meowstic.]

That's Vulcan!

[Audio]

[ratherbelocky]

Whoa! You already leveled yours all the way up, huh? Not bad at all, dude, I bet he kicks ass.

[Audio]

[sneezelikeakitten]

Of course he does! Yeah, he's got a lot of weaknesses as a psychic steel type, but he still kicks butt otherwise.

[Audio]

[ratherbelocky]

[Oh, right, he probably shouldn't swear in front of children. Oops.]

You do a lot of battling, then? How many badges you got?

[Audio]

[sneezelikeakitten]

Only three right now. Zephyr, Bug, and the Plain badge.

[Audio]

[ratherbelocky]

Hey, more than me, man. Not bad at all. You gonna shoot for all of them?

[Audio]

[sneezelikeakitten]

I don't know yet. I know I want the ones that let me use the other HM's. I can use Fly, but I gotta go north if I want the one for Surf.

[Audio]

[ratherbelocky]

The Fog Badge, right? Just got that one last month. Need any tips?

[Audio]

[sneezelikeakitten]

Yeah! What type is that gym leader using?

Audio]

[ratherbelocky]

Ghost. You deal with any of those before?

[Audio]

[sneezelikeakitten]

[Silence.

For quite a while.

Then-]

I've dealt with too many.

[Audio]

[ratherbelocky]

Ooooohhh-kay. There a story there, man, or should I keep my nose out of it?

[Audio]

[sneezelikeakitten]

My grunkle Stan had a lot of ghost type Pokémon that liked to stare at me and scare me.

[Audio]

[ratherbelocky]

Ah. I heard some of them feed on that--scaring people, I mean. That's probably why they did it. You just gotta scare 'em right back.

[Audio]

[sneezelikeakitten]

Sabine was way too huge to be scared of someone like me.

[Audio]

[ratherbelocky]

You got any Dark types?

[Audio]

[sneezelikeakitten]

No. Not until my grunkle left, and it's just a Houndour.

[Audio]

[ratherbelocky]

You'll wanna train that one up, then. For some reason, those do real well against ghosty sorts.

[Audio]

[sneezelikeakitten]

Or just avoid ghost types. He only gave me one ghost egg, and that's a Duskull. I don't really want to be around it in case it's anything like it's mom.

[Audio]

[ratherbelocky]

Do Pokémon tend to take after their parents? You'd think they wouldn't, what with getting raised by other people and all.

[Audio]

[sneezelikeakitten]

My Eevee is exactly like his mom.

[Audio]

[ratherbelocky]

Iiiiis that a good thing? It sounds like maybe that isn't a good thing.

[Audio]

[sneezelikeakitten]

His name is Narcissus for a reason.