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[ratherbelocky]

"York here. I'm probably busy getting my ass handed to me by adorable woodland creatures, but I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Over and out."

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[usedlightscreen]

You're such a good catch, I'd use a Master Ball on you.

[He's trying really hard not to laugh.]

[Audio]

[usedlightscreen]

Did you use Confuse Ray? Because you're making me dizzy.

[Audio]

[ratherbelocky]

[Is it Hanukkah???]

Do you work at the Pokémon Center, 'cause I might swoon into a faint when I see you.

[Audio]

[usedlightscreen]

I think I need a Paralyz Heal, because you're stunning.

[Audio]

[ratherbelocky]

[His building laughter is finding its way into his voice.]

You must be an Aspear Berry, because you melt my heart.

[Audio]

[usedlightscreen]

Are you an Amulet Coin? Because when I'm holding you I feel like the richest man on earth.

[Audio]

[ratherbelocky]

[That one earns a snicker.] Do you-- [And then a real laugh escapes.] Okay, all right, that one was good. Side note, do we have an Amulet Coin? We should get one. End side note. I love you, you know?

[He says it simply, and maybe he should've been saving that for Valentine's Day, but it comes out so naturally, so honestly, that he can't really mind.]

[Audio]

[usedlightscreen]

[North is quiet for a brief, pregnant moment. When he finds his voice again, it holds something like playful sincerity.]

I love you more.

[Audio]

[ratherbelocky]

Wow? It's not a competition, dude.

[Is there a verbal equivalent of <3<3<3? That's what his voice sounds like right now. So much less than three.]

[Audio]

[usedlightscreen]

[Even when North chuckles, it's full of the exact same lovestruck tone.]

It's not, because this time we all win.

[Audio]

[ratherbelocky]

Mmm. I do like winning. So what do we get for it?

[Audio]

[usedlightscreen]

[His voice is soft and loving.]

A happy ending. Don't you think?

[Audio]

[ratherbelocky]

Y'know.

[York's tone is similar, but starstruck. He is in love with a marvel. Two marvels. A constellation of wonder.]

Why don't I leave work early. We could have a picnic in our living room. What do you think?

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[usedlightscreen]

["A constellation of wonder" York that is gross]

Mmm, let me check my schedule.

["Blissey!" in the background.]

Schedule says I'm free. Want me to move the couch and the coffee table out of the way?

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[ratherbelocky]

[North's FACE is gross. Grossly attractive. York is attracted to him.]

If you'd be so kind, dude. I'll bring flowers.