It's this big, two-handed battle-ax that we usually found off Brutes. Big aliens, you know. And rugby's a sport kind of like American football, and if you don't know that one, either, just imagine two teams fighting to carry a ball into a goal deep behind enemy lines. Y'know, lethal combat disguised as sports.
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[He mimes holding a heavy weapon by the haft.]
It's this big, two-handed battle-ax that we usually found off Brutes. Big aliens, you know. And rugby's a sport kind of like American football, and if you don't know that one, either, just imagine two teams fighting to carry a ball into a goal deep behind enemy lines. Y'know, lethal combat disguised as sports.