It's totally different! See, that's what I mean when I say this place is the freaking boonies!

[Yeah this is basically a whole Pandora's box of worms, York. Sorry not sorry.]

First off, we play it using cards. The monsters're all holographic, and there's no freakin' slime involved unless you're playing some really sick exhibition duel.

[He pulls a small deck of trading cards from his pocket and waves it at the camera as he rants. A more elegant battling method from a more civilized dimension, obviously.]

You summon monsters and make them battle until someone's life hits zero. It's all strategy and power, none of this 'make friends with your monsters' crap.

[And he's definitely not lying at all about that last part.]