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.002 Δ [Voice]

Okay. Okay.

[York's voice is the soft but urgent hiss of someone who's freaking out but doesn't want to alarm the people around him. The sound quality, for those sensitive to that sort of thing, indicates that he may have, you know. Locked himself in the bathroom. As one does.]

Can I lodge a complaint? I dunno who to, exactly, but I'da hoped this would be the kind of thing that got covered in the rookie's field manual as early as possible.

[He pauses.]

Turning into a werewolf, I mean.

[The pause is practically italicized. Whatever's happening to York, he is strenuously unhappy about it, and the tension rides his voice hard.]

Like, the fact that that's apparently a real possibility in this universe.

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It'th pothible, alright.

[...lancer are you lisping.]

Goddamnit. I thound like an idiot.

[Horrified laugh. York covers his mouth without thinking about it.]

Oh, no. Dude. Dude--are you growing fangs?

I'll kick the thit out of you if you keep that thnickerin' up.

[Yes, in other words.]

You get a tail, too, or am I just lucky? 'Cause I didn't think that was a werewolf thing.

I'll be bruthing out my hair for a week if thith keepth up. I'll put it like that.

I think I have to shave my face. My whole face, man. I can never leave this bathroom again, you understand.

I can tell ya I've looked wort-- [AAAARGH WHY CAN'T HE TALK PAST THESE GIANT TEETH] --I ain't as bad as I could be, anyway.

I am. I definitely am. Grenade to the face has nothing on this, man, I'm tellin' ya.

Ain't the firtht I've turned into some kinda monthter, kid. Could be a hell of a lot more of a wreck than thith.

If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure this is new, just in general.

[Be out of the bathroom by the time I get back, York.

That's what she'd told him. That's what she'd said. And she'd thought that was enough time for him to get over his little tantrum.

Apparently it wasn't.]

YORK!

[That... sure almost sounds more like a roar than a yell.]

You get out of that bathroom right. Now.

[That roar goes right through him, twanging the strings that warn of danger, danger, tuck yourself in small and run, you're out of your league, dude.

But York stopped paying attention to that little voice of self-preservation ages ago, when it comes to her.]

You have your own bathroom, Carolina!

[Ages ago.]

Oh, great. So at least it's a surprise to everyone. Well, as long as I'm not out of the loop.

What, were you Frankensteined in a previous life?

Nathaniel Levy, you get your ass out here right now!

[She bangs on the door with her fist, absolutely furious.

...She's not even sure why she's this mad about it, really, but holy shit York are you five????]

You can't live in the god damn bathroom!

[YOU ARE LIKE, WORSE THAN TUCKER RN]

I uthed to turn into a fucked up monthter every time I got angry.

[because that's normal.]

Pair of fangth, bad manicure, and some methed up hair ain't much next to that.

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[Oh man, there goes Carolina, dropping that real full name shit. York feels his ears flatten, but the sad whine in his throat is NOT getting out, no sirree. He bites his tongue before answering.]

I have water, I can survive at least three weeks!

...

Are you the Hulk?

[Yes.]

Th' what.

Ahh, well, that something's happening isn't unexpected. It's October, bothersome crap always happens in October. It's like the place has a thing about October or something.

It just usually involves ghosts, or idiots in red and blue uniforms destroying everything, not... this.

Looks like a lot of stuff wasn't covered in the manual.

[Korra sounds frustrated and a little bit angry. And her voice is a lot growlier than she intends it to be. York isn't the only one who's suddenly found themselves at least half wolf-monster.]

York.

[Oh no. Commander tone. Cool and calm and she's gonna tear your head off, man.]

You have ten. Seconds. To get out of there.

[Because he's York, he wastes a valuable three seconds on pure tight-jawed stubbornness.

But because he's York, it's only three seconds.]

I'm turning into a werewolf, and I have a tail.

[So that's at least why her second-in-command has suddenly locked himself in the bathroom.]

['Wolf-monster' might actually be overselling it a little for York. But nobody really needs to know that.]

Geez, just how many people is this happening to? Does this place not have anti-epidemic protocols or what?

A lot.

Anybody that got attacked by one of those messed up Pokemon that are all over the place.

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