.002 Δ [Voice]

[ratherbelocky]

Okay. Okay.

[York's voice is the soft but urgent hiss of someone who's freaking out but doesn't want to alarm the people around him. The sound quality, for those sensitive to that sort of thing, indicates that he may have, you know. Locked himself in the bathroom. As one does.]

Can I lodge a complaint? I dunno who to, exactly, but I'da hoped this would be the kind of thing that got covered in the rookie's field manual as early as possible.

[He pauses.]

Turning into a werewolf, I mean.

[The pause is practically italicized. Whatever's happening to York, he is strenuously unhappy about it, and the tension rides his voice hard.]

Like, the fact that that's apparently a real possibility in this universe.

Comments

text;

[doitrockapella]

HELLO YORK
GREETINGS YORK
BONJOUR YORK

INPUT QUERY TARGET YORK

WHAT IS A
W E R E W O L F

WHERE WOLF
THERE WOLF

???

voice;

[ratherbelocky]

Oh, man, Zack. Hey, dude. Uh, how do I explain this.

[He sighs and takes a moment to rub his face. Someone is knocking on the bathroom door, but he ignores the sound for now.]

Well, do you know what a wolf is, first off?

text forever;

[doitrockapella]

UM
UM UM UM

YES

A WOLF
IS LIKE A
M I G H T Y E N A !

I HAVE HEARD A STORY ABOUT ONE

voice until the end of time;

[ratherbelocky]

Okay, yeah, I think that's close enough. A werewolf is like a part-human, part-Mightyena guy who runs around at night without a shirt on and howls at the moon and stuff, and also I think I'm turning into one.

[doitrockapella]

!!!

Y O R K
ARE YOU THE BIG BAD WOLF ???

BE VERY CAREFUL
A N D
DO NOT GO NEAR GRANDMA

. . .

. . . . . .

Q U E S T I O N

DO YOU HAVE A
F E V E R

[ratherbelocky]

[At the very least, the message gets York to laugh, even if it's only into his hands.]

Oh, man. Ten-four, dude, and don't worry, no grandmas for me. But believe me, a fever was the first thing I checked for, and no dice. --I mean, I don't have one.

I have a tail.

[If only this were some kind of fevered delusion.]

[doitrockapella]

THAT IS VERY GOOD !

WE WERE VERY WORRIED
WHEN THIS HAPPENED
TO HELLO DETECTIVE

WE STAYED UP ALL NIGHT !

BECAUSE
HE WAS VERY SICK

[ratherbelocky]

Did he turn into a werewolf?

...Who's "Hello Detective," anyway? A friend of yours?

[doitrockapella]

HE GREW SPINES
AND SHARP TEETH
AND DID NOT LIKE THE RAIN

AGENT COOPER WAS JULEE'S
T R A I N E R

BEFORE HE LEFT

. . .

JULEE IS MY
G I R L F R I E N D

SHE IS VERY PRETTY

[ratherbelocky]

[Oh my god. Okay. York is in the middle of a furry crisis here, and also it sounds like Agent Cooper has some kind of serious medical problem, but holy fuck does he ever want to hear about Zack's pretty girlfriend. This sounds amazing.]

Hey, I didn't know you had a girlfriend! Congratulations, man, I bet she's a real catch. Obviously she's got great taste, going steady with a bright kid like you.

[doitrockapella]

YES
YES YES YES

JULEE IS A
C H A T O T !

I HEARD HER SINGING
ON THE GEAR

DAM DA DAM

IT WAS VERY
P R E T T Y

JUST LIKE HER

[ratherbelocky]

[This is so cute.]

So did you talk to her first? I hope you led with a good pick-up line. Pick-up lines are important.

[doitrockapella]

UM
UM UM UM

N O

BECAUSE
I WAS SHY :(

B U T
THEN I WROTE HER A SONG !!!

AND
AGENT COOPER HELPED ME
TALK TO HER

[ratherbelocky]

That's adorable.

[WHAT IS THIS LIFE]

What kinda song did you write her? Wait--you said she sings? Tell me you two have a band together. Please tell me that's a thing.

[Pokéworld is the best thing that has ever happened to York, period.]

[doitrockapella]

YES YES YES

WE ARE
DJ ZACK ATTACK FEAT. JULEE !!!

Y O R K
THIS IS THE SONG

SHE IS THE
V O I C E

I DID THE
W U B S


ATT: juleesingsremix.mp3

[ratherbelocky]

[You better believe York just sits there in the inn room's bathtub listening to all three minutes of that song in utter delight.]

That was great! Oh man, you guys oughta take your act on the road!